As many of you who follow me on Twitter already know, I’m a sushi fanatic and toss down sashimi like an amateur Takeru Kobayashi. But, not this kind.

Geico’s new commercial shows how a sushi-loving family saves money by butchering slippery creatures that once called their daughter’s fishbowl home. Simply switch to Geico and all of life’s oceanic pleasures can be yours. Well, kinda.

Aaron Schoenberger
The Brainchild Group