The question still remains: who is the coolest person in the world? Often it has been up for debate, thus resulting in bloody internet battles. Is it Chuck Norris? Mr. Bean? Steven Seagal? Samuel L. Jackson? Bruce Lee? Jimi Hendrix? Chewbacca? Sean Connery? ET? How about Mr. Rogers? Who exactly is the coolest person in the world?

Being super cool and flexing intergalactic powers while boasting a solar deflector shield will only be “in” for so long; I mean cummon. If you want to be the coolest person in the world, much more needs to be done. I’m talking about 500hp twin turbo Vespa scooters, mohawks, purple crushed velvet suits, moon dancing upside down. That’s what I’m talking about.

Additionally, when competing for the coolest person in the world, supernatural powers are not the only thing you need. Finesse, research, hard work, lobster with butter and other imperative elements to being uber-cool are needed. It’s not as esy as you think (not that I would know).

In conclusion to this rant, ask yourself this: who is the coolest person on earth? I’m curious. Share your thoughts!

Yours Truly,

Zee Marketing Ninja

(not the coolest person in the world)